We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

My parents and their endless bigotry.

Yeah, I’m in the “you guys” zone and I say y’all, it’s always better received.

My daily carry bag always includes my Kindle, my cribbage board, and dog treats.

I don’t even like working.

It’s Yamaha. I have that piano.

Maybe whatever app you’re using isn’t really deleting comments? It’s still showing up fine for me and gaining votes.

I switched to iOS a few years back because I tried it for a week when my Pixel died, maintained a pros/cons list, and decided iOS works better for me.

The most eye-opening part switching “sides” is how cringe these types of Android users are. Just use what works for you and enjoy life.

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TIL! Amazing.

Damn, I never considered that combination before. Being extroverted with social anxiety would be awful.

It’s kind of confusing at first, but the first two books in the 3-book Silo series were originally released as short stories that were eventually combined into “omnibus” editions. So if you want to read the trilogy (which you should, they’re great) you want to read Wool omnibus, Shift omnibus, and Dust. If each book you’re looking at is ~500 pages, you’ve got the right one.

For real. This is the primary feature of vacation.

I can’t handle not clocking off. I work from home and like to use the same devices/apps, but everything switches to personal focus mode outside of work hours so I won’t see work stuff.

I’d pay extra for Kevin.

I decided to stop making excuses a few years ago and just say when I’m not feeling socially up to it or there are too many people. Positive reactions literally across the board, haven’t had a single weird conversation. I’d recommend it.

Stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.

This could totally be cute with the right art style, but this art style will always scream boomer.

I usually just change “cloves” to “heads” and then the recipe is about right.