Microsoft employee:
Hi, This is a high priority ticket and the FFmpeg version is currently used in a highly visible product in Microsoft. We have customers experience issues with Caption during Teams Live Event. Please help
Maintainer’s comment on twitter:
After politely requesting a support contract from Microsoft for long term maintenance, they offered a one-time payment of a few thousand dollars instead.
This is unacceptable.
And further:
The lesson from the xz fiasco is that investments in maintenance and sustainability are unsexy and probably won’t get a middle manager their promotion but pay off a thousandfold over many years.
But try selling that to a bean counter
It’s what Microsoft would do in the same situation. It’s only fair
I understand you are having a problem with ffmpeg.
Firstly, I will need you to open a command prompt and run SFC /scannow.
And then reboot your PC.
And then run SFC /scannow again.
And reboot again.
Until you give up and reinstall Windows.
I tried all that but accidentally installed Linux at the last step, but it seems to have fixed the issue so I’m suggesting it as a functioning workaround to all of my colleagues
-Microsoft MVP
You forgot when the boot loader forgets where it placed your boot partition and you get to do a few rounds of bcdedit /h /s /gofuckyourself
have you tried restarting explorer yet?
Also, did you install all updates? Did you already accept Edge as your new web browser?
have you tried pressing shift + alt + T + f24 yet? It resets the shitfart dongle adapter.
I figured they would just run
sfc /scannowand then sit staring at their screen bewildered when it inevitably does nothing.