AZERTY

A wild beaver like a few miles from my house, and not a nutria, a real life flat-tailed beaver toothed fucking beaver. I was going to an artificial dam I use as a fishing spot and there he was. It was way bigger than I thought but I didn’t want to disturb it so I turned around and went home.

In captivity? An Okapi? A rhino? Idk man I’ve been to many zoos and exotic zoos where you drive through and idk about the rarest.

Summit reminds me of sync, but without the ads.

Id probably use AP (Associated Press) since they seem to provide the least biased and most fact based reporting. However looking at their front page right now I see minimal content involving celebrities so it might not be your cup of tea.

Id argue Wolong: Fallen Dynasty was the first but I agree with you on all other points.

If I am ordering and picking up at a counter fuck tipping. If I’m actually being waited on then I’ll always tip if the service wasn’t dogshit.

I forgot about cake days. My first account was lost to a server that went down but I’m almost there on this account!

Lethal Company has a mod that enables more people in a lobby and Project Zomboid is a blast if you can get past the graphics.

I sing to my dog when I get his food ready. I’m almost certain he thinks I’m a weirdo appreciates it

Why not just make a new account and not constantly talk about your old accounts so it’s harder to link them? Honestly you aren’t that special and all this complaining is going to make trolls come out in order to get more of a reaction from you.

Also you’ll probably be the first account I block hooray.

My problem with that is I’m incredibly unoriginal and the lame joke I think of is usually the top comment, so I don’t have anything meaningful to add to the conversation.

“Fuck it, leggo” and “what’s the worst that could happen?”

Atlas Shrugged.

It’s a massive paperback and looks impressive on a bookshelf but it’s a dull narrative. I got about 200 pages in and was like fuck all these people and these stupid trains.

And then people wonder why we can’t have nice things.

The guy lied about a doctor’s appointment to cut in line for hotdogs, so Nathan gets people that the guy cut in line to shame him on the boat.

When you finally get him down to his last bit of HP, and then there is a second phase of the fight.

Every morning when my alarm goes off I play this game in my head.

I coughed while bending over to reach for my dog and fucked my back and hip. Everyone at my job kept asking if it was a motorcycle accident since i recently started riding again lmao

Strange. I checked my Thinkpad and it has a clitoris.

I used to love listening to Chatterbox on GTA 3. Lazlo and the Hispanic guy used to make me laugh like crazy, and now I listen to NPR and podcasts so I guess I eventually learned to like talk radio.

Please this hasn’t been funny in months. Just let it die already.