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Might find your answer here around the 50,000 year mark.

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

What a waste of a $200+ text book!

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

Mine is the infinity debt stone.

Life IS hard which us why I don’t have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter’s full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

Knowing my luck I’ll get the Poltergeist house.

I’m just glad people are still naming their kids Tony.