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Cake day: June 20th, 2023

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  • Chunk@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlGermans
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    1 year ago

    During Covid they were talking about letting people back on planes if everyone wore a mask. I told a friend that’s ridiculous, the total volume of air will be filled with corona virus, the mask doesn’t stop the virus it just projects the virus upwards.

    Friend lost his shit. Called me a science denier and legitimately thought I was a right wing lunatic. The guy is a Staff software engineer at Meta. We rarely talk anymore which is too bad but also maybe for the best.









  • Nah. Rip that shit right out of the chassis. Destroy that RJ45 port. Make it so the security audit team has to resolder a jack to the mobo before they can even ssh to the box.

    Trust me I run a security company. If you need help with your security please feel free to contact me! We are the best in the business!


  • Unfortunately I don’t think this is mostly religion. A lot of people are stupid. Sincere question, when was the last time you talked to a normie?

    I chatted with my hairdresser yesterday. She didn’t know:

    • what a DMZ is.
    • who SBF or Elizabeth Holmes are.
    • that there is an anti trust case against Google.
    • the word “query” as in “search query”.

    For Halloween my girlfriend and I are going as SBF and Elizabeth Holmes. She commented that “no one outside [my] little circle is going to know who those people are.” I started to disagree but, in a way, she’s right.

    Don’t get me wrong, she’s wonderful and hilarious and chill af. She’s just a bit dumb. And that’s okay but it’s true.



  • Chunk@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlba dum tss
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    1 year ago

    Launchpad! And generally the “GSE” (ground support equipment, like fluids and pipes), mission control, electrical and network infrastructure, etc.

    The workers are generally technicians, not engineers, and they are both hilarious and excellent.