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Quotes make it only return results that contain exactly what’s in the quotes. All you need to do is put a string in your website that is unique to all indexed pages. Since there’s no length limit (well, google searches have a max length, but it’s pretty long), I expect that the vast majority of web pages will have some phrase you can use like this.

In theory, you could just search for the entire contents of a page in quotes and it’ll be the only thing that pops up unless another page is identical or contains an identical copy of the first page within it.

I think your link is wrong

Ironically, this gives off an absolute unit of small dick energy

For those without a Twitter, like myself, who can’t view the context, here is a screenshot I stole from some random news article:

It’s a Twitter clone with a smaller but higher quality community. If you liked Twitter you might like Mastodon. If you never liked Twitter, odds are you won’t like Mastodon either.

IMO, it still suffers from the same lords-and-peasants system as Twitter since it’s entirely follower based.

Uncut Gems is anxiety incarnate. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but undeniably a masterpiece.