DagonPie

Im sorry you are such a miserable person. I hope your day gets better.

Ah yes. Fill a landlords pocket or a bank. Does it really matter? At least after you pay your mortgage off, that money just goes to taxes and then you “own” that property. Instead of renting until you die. Get real.

As a man with big ears and goofy teeth, he was truly someone i could look up to.

All the people saying humans in this thread are the reason humans should be deleted.

THIS IS AMAZING

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My ex ran her over the guy she dated after me with her car so bullet dodged…or car dodged i guess.

Theres only one plant in my yard i consider a “weed”. It grows almost like a carrot or a parsnip. But it grows a long thick root straight down and has a small leafy part on top. And when you pluck them out it leaves a cone shaped hole. No clue what it is but ive been calling it a tuber lol

Mine has from what I can tell but ive also seeded it a couple times a year.

I dont really do anything about weeds anymore. I let the dandelions do their things. I have some patches of crab grass but it doesnt bother me. The clover doesnt grow very high but when it is full bloom you can tell when it is walked on in high traffic. We have wild turkeys too and they will roost on the clover and it leaves imprints in the ground but it springs back after a day or so.

When I moved in the grass was pretty close to the picture in the meme. I liked it at first but then I realized how expensive it was going to be to upkeep and how bad it is for the local ecosystem. I have successfully undone most of that work literally just by planting clover and not mowing down to the bone.

I started doing clover in my yard a year ago and there are so many bees and butterflies now. My neighbor was like “why are you doing that yo your grass??? The previous owners took so long to make that yard look nice”

I was gunna say. I wake up every morning thrilled i dont have to deal with another person until at least work.

This is me. Lets be friends.

My tattoo guy shares a name with a very famous author and theres a sign outside his station that says “No not the author and if you ask you will be charged extra”

But more patient.

I would 1000% use a human car wash. I hate showering. Just like a tube you stand in with soft brushes that lathers you and scrubs you down.

Oh wow I didnt know they shipped out to the east coast. I had only ever seen their stuff out west.

If youre in the PNW you should try to get to Cascade in Portland Oregon. The best sours and some of the best beer I’ve ever had.

Same, i think its a regional thing.