How do Americans eat with their knifes and forks?

Edit: Apparently my fellow Americans put the knife down after cutting and switch the fork to the hand that was holding the knife. I’m not sure I’ve ever noticed this. I always use my right(dominant) hand to cut with but then I just use the fork in my left to eat the food with. I know I’m an odd duck but I’m baffled by the utensil boogaloo that seems to be going on. Now I’m going to have to watch people around me eat. I’ll report back in a few weeks.

Are those blueprints?

The purpose of a system is what it does - Wikipedia

I think you’re missing the point. It’s not broken. It’s working completely as intended. The system is doing exactly what it was designed to do. The broken part is in the juxtaposition of what you think it should do.

Ya, this dude seems to have a fairly shitty attitude… 🤭

I must be misunderstanding this one. That sounds like you want a person that buries their feelings and pretends to be joyful all the time. It’s perfectly human to have a bad day and on occasion be a little shitty.

If you’re speaking of them being shitty most of the time about most things then I can see your point.

Edit: Grammer is important when trying to communicate without misunderstanding.

I need you to know, you may have just unlocked a new fetish for me. 😳

His opponents would come… dead last.

The only Major I recognize.

Oh wow. I had no idea those were him as well. Watching a few more videos after my post I did come to realize it was an actual tv sketch of some sort. Production value was a bit too high for the time. Still hilarious but not the diamond in the rough I first thought.

Holly hell that guy put out ten videos 13years ago… how did you even find it?

Biblically accurate Clipy.

Evangelion Neon Genitals

Thank you. That joke/wordplay went straight over my head.

I don’t get the joke. I just tried Google and it had nothing for seasoning cast iron with chain or gear oil. Is this a thing?

I hate when my ear decides to eat my earings.

I have a budget app that I make sure is on point and keeps me from frivolous spending. I also have my garmin watch app that tells me all my health info. I’ve paired that app with the myfitness app to record calories and nutrients intake. So, money, health and fitness. Of course I love scrolling and a few clicker games but I would be lost without intuit mint, garmin connect and myfitnesspal.

I’m currently wearing a pair of boots manufactured in 1982. They where my grandfather’s. I’ll have them repaired for as long as I can find a cobbler to do it. New laces on occasion and shoe polish every few months.

They just look at it for their daily two minutes of hate haha

This is easily verified by installing an original hard copy into a xbox one with no internet. It installs a “beta” version. You know you did it correctly when the opening scene has no over dialogue just music. Every vendor stand can be interacted with and certain models can be looked at in 3d in the menus. It’s wild to play now that we’re on 2.0.