Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots. How do they taste? You piece of shit.

Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots. How do they taste? You piece of shit.

The original Frito Burrito!

Pretty sure Ted Bundy had a long time girlfriend. Didn’t she turn him in?

BTK was married and cub scout leader and president of his church.

The Golden State killer was married.

John Wayne Gacy had a wife for a bit. He was definitely murdering during his marrage. The wife couldn’t figure out the stench from the crawlspace.

Canadian serial killer Russel Williams was a colonel in the army and married.

5 out of how many? Ok, maybe op has a point.

I mean, they still make pop rocks…

More like he needs to know when to take a break when she’s most fertile so they can procreate. He’s already gone by the time she’s having “her time of the month”

Kava. I thought it was the way I was describing it. But they’ll go straight for hard liquor that tastes like shit.

Which part is untrue? Didn’t they change the rules of bankruptcy like a decade ago or something?

It used to be that you could get all your loans discharged and in essence just end up with a really bad credit score. I thought they changed it so people still had to pay their debts off even if they declared bankruptcy.

Unsure if it applied to corporations though.

Apparently Bangor maine has a big outdoor backyard, is probably relatively cheaper than other places along the east coast and is supposedly pretty lbgtq friendly.

Although that is not south of Maryland. Nevemind.

They’re trying to bring It back with slide elmo doing…well… the elmo slide.

I was like noooooo

Bottom of the air fryer…

Are u asking if someone employing ai to make a meme with a social media comment format or are the memes in general ai produced?

Did this on a bus once. My college roommate and I went to London for spring break. We randomly got on the bus to see what the suburbs were like. We only planned on staying on for an hour or so, but fell asleep and 3 hours later ended up at the end of the line in who knows where.

Thankfully there was one last bus that was headed back to Central London, or we would have been screwed. Of course it was express, so it only took 45 mins to get back.

Pretty sure they did us a favor.

So what your saying is that one of the very tools that people used to protest, is now being used to perpetuate the very thing they were protesting?

Why am I not surprised.

It’s almost like you started reading this Time Article but never finished.

Or maybe this sciences times article

While the consensus is out about whether or not or attention spans are really shortening, most sources say whatever is going on, isn’t permanent…yet.

We still have the ability to unplug and find something that’s truly interesting to us, something that we care about, and focus on it. We just have to find it, and then, actually do it.

Recently I had a request to post a gif somewhere, and gifhy was the only thing that I knew was mostly legit. I tried directly uploading, but it didn’t want to work.

Is there a better place, you’d recommend, to direct people to for gif uploads?

If a good friend or best friend tells you a ridiculous secret, don’t under any circumstances, no matter how much time has past, no matter how silly the secret seems, don’t tell it to anyone else, ever.

I learned this the hard way…it’s usually a test.

I suppose, I was referring to places like a driveway or the yard.

After the rash of shootings where people were being shot at for parking at the end of a driveway or ringing the doorbell, all the gun fanatics started thinking they could shoot people indiscriminately, just for being on the property.

Around here, it seems like they never got the memo that, thats not the way it works. I have neighbors here in texas posting on nextdoor about how they’ve got guns and anyone who opens the gate to the yard or is going door to door, ignoring the no soliciting sign, is gonna get bullet in the bunghole*.

*yes, a bunghole is a part of a wine barrel, or whatever, and not someone’s rear.

Hell, where im from, your more likely to get shot if you try this out.

They got guns and they too stupid to know that castle laws don’t apply to the property outside the actual castle.

I’ll take it as the lesser of two evils.

Good point.