I once got rear-ended by a lady (my car was totaled) who told me two things as we were waiting for the cops that I will never forget:

“I just got my new glasses prescription, but I’m not wearing them today.”

“I wasn’t supposed to be driving my husband’s truck. We don’t have to let the cops know it’s my husband’s truck, right?”

The cops got informed. I got a new car.

I have never heard of that outlet and I don’t have any reason to give it my trust.

I think he means ethical in the way he explained it after he said that- ethical in that he respects the oath of office and doesn’t use it to enrich himself.

I am sure that Cuban is politically savvy enough that there is no such thing as a truly ethical president (except maybe Jimmy Carter).

I’m not a big fan of Mark Cuban, but his assessment of things after the debate is pretty dead on.

https://x.com/mcuban/status/1806695973298610671

Krusty also sometimes admits he’s wrong and apologizes. He goes back to his old ways soon enough, but it’s a cartoon.

That just means it requires creativity.

Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe?

In all of human history? Almost certainly.

Also, there is this sort of canoe, which would be much more stable for fucking in.

Because most people are not anywhere near as computer literate as much of Lemmy would have you believe.

You know that scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit where Donald and Daffy Duck are both playing the same song on individual pianos while trying to kill each other? Yeah.

And then Edgar Rice Burroughs used that time machine technology to go even further back to 1912 and started the serialization of A Princess of Mars.

You are entitled to your incorrect opinion.

Not that I remember.

She meant she could figure it out just playing around with it, not reading a manual or asking around. I told her she’d have to read a manual.

My daughter told me the other day, “I bet I could figure out a Commodore 64 if I had one.”

Good luck figuring out LOAD “*”,8,1 by yourself, kid.

That’s a pretty sweet paid gig for someone who does professional PR.

Very pathetic in any other scenario though.

I’m going to probably be going on a healthcare “vacation” next month where that’s a likely scenario, so I’ll let you all know how it goes.

My dad died the same day David Bowie died. It really sucks to have all of your friends post things like, “David Bowie was an inspiration to me and made me the person I am today. His star has fallen and I will be devastated forever. Also, sorry about your dad, dude.”

There are witnesses to the puppy murder (construction crew) so this is her way of getting ahead of the story before someone else tells it (AFAIK so far we’ve only heard her version; maybe reality is even worse)

That is what Democrats in the state legislature are claiming. That this was known in a lot of circles already and there were witnesses.

So this was damage control. The worst attempt at damage control I’ve ever seen.

Even Republicans love dogs.

Are we sure all of her kids are alive?

Mosolov’s The Iron Foundry at top volume. But only if you want to piss off some asshole sitting in their own car listening to shitty corporate hiphop at top volume and you have louder speakers than they do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-yl4aI6xzU

Or, I suppose, the 1812 Overture, but then you have a long wait before the ‘piss them off’ part comes in.