I have a laserjet 1020 and its absolutely flawless

its all of Shrek

das it mayne

getting from my house to my office on my old road bike used to take 45 mins and I’d be sweaty when I got there, and the idea of 45 mins uphill after work used to make me wanna off myself. Since I got an e-assist its 25 mins and I’m like lah de dah meep meep

no black FUCK

because everything else people have listed are free

yes

dont ask how people are doing if you don’t care man

I’d say it’s tine.

it is weird- I mean I also picked portugese and that had nothing to do with anything

portugese?

lithuanian?

do you pronounce it ceet or cet in the actual drug name

Im in my 40s and certainly remember the dine-in pizza huts and arcades. There were three in my area, all 3 were in shopping malls. Some of the games were starting to be 50¢ though, like After Burner which moved as you sat in it.

Where do you live? Theres an arcade in the city I live in now (its a bar-cade) but they have dozens of old cabinets and pinball tables. Theyre €1 per play, though…

youre addicted to caffiene. just like the cigs, a month off and you’ll be fine. We got an Aarke (Sweedish soda stream) machine and these concentrated drops of natural flavoring with no sugar or sweetners, and I switched to coffee. Its been… pretty bitchin

I’m not sure eating lunch or going to a film on your own is socially unacceptable. People judge things to make themselves feel better, but I go to lunch on my own on a friday every week cause I’m in a certain part of the city on that day. Films here and there, also- wife and I just saw Oppenheimer last week and someone was there on his own in the row in front of us. I yelled looooooser and threw popcorn at him and when he looked back with tears in his eyes I tongue kissed my wife while making eye contact with him and giving him the finger, then said “you’ll die alone haha”. That part probably invalidates the previous part of my post now that I think about it, but I think lunch is ok.

w h a t

so you’d like your childhood/early adolescence to make a comeback

do you know why theres no aspirin in the jungle?

cause parrots eat em all

Good work, detective…take the rest of the day off

He travels around the world violently avenging Nintendo injustices