NoSpiritAnimal

Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

Console skyrim mod enjoyers are weeping having to re-download 75 mods because Todd liked the word Creations more.

Glorious American Capitalism. Enshittification is just a word for the financialization of everything. Finance Bros run the world, and they know you have another .0265٪ disposable income they can get to make their line go up another quarter.

I open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST!

A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP.

My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.

If you can remove content from the marketplace for a tax write off, the removed content should become public property.

Downloads a Tricorner hat

No it’s an extra kink in the maze of English, double possessive forms.

Ooo a budget space heater

2 other people play on my account from sub accounts on the console. They each play multiple games per month. $12 is less than $60, so even a single new game each month saves me money.

Paying for demos? I’m not sure why you think there aren’t any good games on there. Halo, Starfield, Fallout, Cities Skylines, Forza, Mass Effect, Tomb Raider, Far Cry, Assassins Creed, Yakuza, Dead Space, blah blah blah.

And that’s not including all the smaller games my kids have found. Human Fall Flat, Rubber Bandits, Donut County, Frog Detective are all games we found that we otherwise would never have spent money on.

I don’t support subscription only models, but that doesn’t mean some aspects aren’t a good value.

I use gamepass. I’ve definitely saved money with the amount of games my household has played.

I buy games I really like and just try them on gamepass.

No it’s serendipity

Huh

Honestly I wouldn’t be able to stay mad at Miles

This is direct from the Wachowskis and 100% true. The studio made them dumb down a ton if computer stuff.

Those are the employees designated for under-the-bus duty. Easy peezy.

Management is just making other people do your work 99% of the time. And it’s expected! I’ve run a few teams with good results and it’s always the easiest position in the group.

Make sure to wash away your national tragedy with cold water

It’s R&B for people that hate black people

well, you’re listening to one anyway. Your prejudiced behavior is oozing out, a map is your biggest enemy is a map, dear, and no, Taco Bell is not that hot - it’s a you problem. Your ignorance is in full display, you know nothing about the culture outside of your borders. Truly pathetic.

I’m just mirroring your energy scooter. If there is prejudgement it’s coming from your end.

https://youtu.be/BB6KvXQx090?si=5JeJCmeBupFasoF7

Wow, that sucked.