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We All Lift Together from Warframe.

Absolute banger and perfect for wageslavery.

It’s not an MLM or pyramid scheme; it is regular sales employment. You’re not getting other people to sell them for you nor are you encouraged to find others looking to join the sales team. It just sucks dick because the pay is shit (and they go through hoops to pay you less or nothing; which is where the scam part comes in), they treat you like shit, and you have to basically sell them door-to-door.

It’s stupid because the knives are great products; I still have my sample set because they actually rock. They just only sell them like Tupperware clubs and only market them via word of mouth. They’d be making bank if they just sold them to retailers instead of fucking with young people looking for their first job.

I sold cutco knives for a month.

If you’re looking for a job, stay the fuck away from anything dealing with “CutCo” or “Vector Marketing.”

Edit: Its not really a pyramid scheme… They just do everything they can to weasel out of giving you your paycheck on payday and because it’s sales commission, I don’t think they have to follow minimum wage laws since you’re not paid hourly.

Unless they’ve seriously changed how it fundamentally works (this was when I was 18). They never encouraged or paid extra for getting others to sell for you, like a typical MLM thing.

When you’re all done with your little pink panty meltdown, let me know… 'cause I’d like to get down to business.

Fully agree. Lots of jokes; they’re not very funny, tho. IDK… Maybe it will get more interesting the further I get. I still wanna check out Neon (the cyberpunk city) and do deep space exploration (can’t even get out there yet). I’ve been to a museum ran by the Starship Troopers faction that gives a ton of exposition on the lore and it was a chore to stay awake through all that.

With how many call backs, jokes and references I’ve seen in the main plot: it doesn’t take itself too seriously. Half of the jokes have been directly related to the lack of dialogue options and having a silent protagonist.

I can get the sentiment about the combat being uninspired and a bit bland, and things being formulaic but… There is still something that draws me in. I really have no words for what it is, but somehow these games suck me in despite their problems and “boring” mechanics.

“I think I shall wear my racist socks this evening.”

“It’s your prerogative, sir.”

“Yes… It is.”

I get excited that I have a girlfriend. Although I don’t know what she wants with my game saves. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I have hopped on just to see what /r/all looks like a few times, and the quality of content has taken a major nose dive, along with the average votes being significantly smaller for the top posts of the day.

Is funny to me.

I had to flip my phone sideways to even see more than just the up and down vote buttons at this point.

Me, who didn’t read them and does not agree: “Heh heh heh” clicks yes

I just gotta say, I love how Connect colorizes the lines denoting sub comments. We got a cool little rainbow going on up in here!

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga… Choo choo!

I was 🤏 just shy of missing that 3 day poop thing. All I’ve seen are the posts that bring it up. Maybe there’s an OOTL community somewhere…

I was a comment fiend on Reddit, and now I shall be one on Lemmy. And it’s so much easier to be king of the comments when the comments are mostly empty. 😏

I’m on the fence.

On one hand, I didn’t contribute anything other than stupid jokes in the comments.

On the other hand, I hold a lot of top and best comment spots.

Do I delete or just ignore it and camp the username so nobody else can take it? 🤔

I remember when I joined Reddit during the great Digg migration. Lemmy is handling this way better than Reddit handled that, so… Score.