I’ve got a play structure on mine. There’s usually a half dozen kids on it daily.

It’s funny, my yard is essentially the community play ground. When I don’t maintain it, the clover gets destroyed and it turns into a mud pit the kids can’t play on really. Natural grasses didn’t stand a chance even after being given the time to establish.

I consulted with a landscape architect who I was partnered with on an elementary school I was building looking for what I could do naturally to keep the yard in tact while the kids played… this was a nationwide firm, on a LEED Gold project. Their answer? Grass. Rye grass, KBG and red fescue was the recommendation.

I nuked the lawn, soil and seeded it and two years later it’s held up wonderfully and is enjoyed by a handful of families.

I planted Milk weed for the pollinators. They don’t want most of the crap people plant trying to be Eco friendly anyways or so the landscape architect told me.

This anti lawn tirade is kinda anti-kid to a degree. When my kids are older and not using it every day, I’ll tear it all out and hardscape it. I don’t wanna maintain things for no purpose.

Great summary.

Ya, Lemmy is speed running the worst things about Reddit but struggling to build the niche communities that would make people want to hang around.

He didnt hire himself, he hired you…

The podcast looking into Richard Simmons disappearance was great.

You can be a Jew and not be welcomed, this is the point I’m making. With your behavior and clear disdain for the culture, you’re a drain on the community and aren’t welcome. Don’t agree, have your kids and wife at shul on Saturday while you are called to the bimah. I’ll gladly tune into the stream and have a nice laugh.

Your projection falls flat, you’ve proven yourself ignorant and dishonest.

I’d love to talk to your wife, she’s an even bigger loser than you are directly appropriating a religion that she’s not a part of. I’d have plenty to say to that sort of pos.

LMFAO, you think because you’re a Jew you’re kin of mine? Sheer arrogance and ignorance. Doesn’t mean you’re welcome, plenty of Jews end up exiled from their community for being pieces of shit. The kind who go around larp’ing as Jewish families fit that bill and your wife saying the prayers puts you firmly there.

You seem to misunderstand what constitutes a lie, which makes sense as you’ve been lying this entire thread and lying by appropriating Judaism and having your wife perform the mitzvot. Just top to bottom here.

You shall not deal falsely with others.

If only you’d adhered to that before culturally appropriating Judaism.

Seeing as your wife is the one reads the Torah in your house, maybe she can explain your hypocrisy there.

You’re not my kin, and your lying ass wouldn’t be welcomed in the tribe.

0/2… seriously, keep showing the world your ignorance. You’ve previously shown your ignorance wrt to the rabbinical stature in the community, now you’re mistakenly quoting passages LMFAO. Go find a rabbi and get learned. Your ignorance is spiraling.

We’ve done this dance, they’re called Shanda shiksa and goyisha.

The Truth is you culturally appropriate Judaism and you’re gross for doing it.

It’s not a lie, it’s a Truth you’re now unwilling to admit. You’re the one who’s lying about what you’ve previously admitted to. It’s not sanctimonious to be disgusted by the likes of you. Your family is culturally appropriating Judaism and your inability to come to grips with that is why you can’t keep your lies straight.

Easy solution here, stop larp’ing as a Jewish family.

Will, we’ve established it? You don’t know anything about the Torah. It definitely breaks out the various types of lies and even someone is ignored as you has read about it at a Passover Seder.

But here you are exposing your ignorance along with your dishonesty while projecting all of your failures as an individual onto others.

And I know you’ll respond because you’re just that pathetic. Every response just gives me another opportunity to explain to you how pathetic you are you are. So please please keep responding and keep exposing yourself for exactly what you are.

Actually can you get your wife on here? She’s gotta be smarter and more knowledgeable about being a Jew than you, she’s the one saying the bracha anyways. I’m starting to wonder if she even exists. You’re the type that had the girlfriend in Canada when you were in high school, aren’t you?

Yes, our lies are not comparable however, and you are lying about who you are and who your family is. I’m going to continue to post this fact.

I can only imagine what other lies you tell your wife. Although she’s also awful person faking being something she isn’t, so you two are clearly a match made in hell.

Shanda, shiksa and goyisha are the family names you’ve adopted. Now scuttle off loser.

Dude, all you’re doing is pivoting and moving the goal posts. It’s fine, like I said above where you’re trying to tap dance away your sins, no one’s pulling your Jew card. Plenty of Jews are losers, you’re in plentiful company. I’m done replying, I try to avoid trash in my day even when it continues to stick to my shoe.

I’m basing my comments on yours, you’re The one twisting your story as you go. You’re now trying to project blame because you know you’re helping your wife culturally appropriate a closed religion, and your ignorance of your religion isn’t an excuse. Shanda.

You said she performed the prayers. I said that’s offsides, you started making up bullshit about Rabbi’s not being authority on the basis of the religion. Her doing that is absolutely cultural appropriation and no matter how many times you reply or try to change your story, nothing’s going to change that.

You’re clearly an ignorant Jew. That’s fine, but FFS stop making shit up and stop larp’ing as a Jewish family when you’re CLEARLY not.

No lies here, just Truth you’re scared to face. Like I said before, go talk to a rabbi and get some guidance cuz you’re more lost than anyone who wandered the desert.

So she said the prayer. You admitted that. Case closed. You’re just justifying your guilt now and it’s pathetic.

You said they’re performing the prayers. That’s pretending to be something you’re not, and it’s gross.

Stop larp’ing and stop lying about being something you’re not.

That you think that’s a bigoted term just reinforces your complete lack of understanding of your culture and the language that is at the root of it. Your wife and children are Gentiles, you’re pretending they’re Jewish. Shiksa is 100% the appropriate term, even if your parents used it derogatorily in your household.

Even if I’m insulting them with a bigoted term, based on this conversation it’s fucking deserved LoL. People larp’ing as another religion as the lowest of the low.