If I get her into bed would that be a threesome?
If I get her into bed would that be a threesome?
Do you not take vacations and work from home in your one bathroom place?
Having the intelligence to create technology but not enough intelligence to understand the implications.
If it’s under spiders can make a nest between the toilet paper and the wall so you’re wiping your ass or coochie with that.
Taco Bell fart during a blowjob.
Harambe was 2016, we shifted in 2010.
The Mandela Effect caused by running the Large Hadron Collider for the first time, shifting us into an alternate universe.
Not as good as Fortnite but they’ll get better in a couple more years.
Other people’s emotions give me diarrhea.
Upvotes or downvotes, it’s all the same to me.
It means you care enough to interact with my content.
Sailor Moon.
You’ll discover ways to make money.
Trust me.
It’s the main two parts of the job actually.
The pizza has a minor role.
Yes, lots of drinking and drug in front of a pizza oven have fucked up better people than you.
Start heroin, it’s better then a full-time job.
Yeah it tastes good and also works as a zesty lube too.
Hellman’s for the win.
I wonder if her carpet matches the drapes.
The best two days of owning a boat is the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
A 26 and an eightball.