Zero. However I would be interested in seeing anyone in real life. I feel like it would go do in Lemmy history.

That sounds like a program ripe for abuse.

Thankfully, that will never happen. /heavy amount of sarcasm

Depends on which distro has the most children.

Truly a horrible place to work at it.

Both of my parents told me that several years ago. I haven’t seen them since.

No jelly of the month?

On the behalf of Lemmy. We appreciate you paying the Grinch tax.

“Steven Segal is here to crack some backs in the Adjuster.”

90 minutes of pure Segal sitting in a chair to fight, cuts to body doubles doing all the physical work, and classic Segal “what the fuck” lines.

90s Steven Segal or current Steven Segal?

Ah the classic way to say hello in Australian.

Nah, it would be more like Dictator Beatings.

I live for that imitation gruel. It’s what keeps me going with producing Gucci wallets for the streets of Hong Kong.

An armed minority is harder to oppress.

Your wife’s boyfriend.

You can’t have drawing submissions unless some draws a penis.

I would like to see the source for this meme.

I thought Monopoly ended when someone decides to flip the board and start a revolution.

I mean there was a meme about the German Army was sending troops to Poland.

I always enjoyed the story of 2. Origins and 3 both fall for the same story beats aka “You are the Chosen One. Only you can save the World.”

Origins, you are the last of the Grey Wardens in Felderen. Only you can reunite everyone to stop the Blight.

3, only you can close the rifts, reunite everyone, and stop the Big Bad guy.

In 2n Varic actively mocks that in the beginning. Hawke is portrayed as the Chosen One. When challenged, Varic admits that he made it up. Hawke is a nobody in beginning, only kicks start the mage and templar war because of the people that they associated started everything. Cough Anders Cough Hawke really just stumbles from adventure to adventure because of their companions.

It’s a story about unintended consequences and how small events can lead into big events.

2’s biggest failure was the over use of the same assets. The is cave/house/ruin is the same layout all the other cave/house/ruin. It was fine when it made narrative sense however that it is only for a minority of the time.

I saw you start dunking on Brett Favre. I wanted to dunk on him too.