I forgot I had a headache

You would figure the lizard people would have better human disguise technology.

Satan take the wheel

Yeah some of us have to hand wash our wi-fi the old fashioned way.

There’s articles?

The radical leftists marxists communists won’t let us crush orphans anymore

Make Orphan Crushing Great Again

Trump 2024

They have cars? Must be fucking nice! /s

If you so easily dismiss democracy you can easily dismiss the constitution also. Soon there will be no republic either.

In other news Musk opens pizzeria in Washington DC

They don’t let us say Merry krampusnacht anymore , can you believe that? Sad

Merry War on Christmas

It’s 8 o’clock somewhere

Norman Bates unavailable for comment

Being Libertarian means never having to admit you’re a Republican

Never Forget?