The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in
You’re more likely to solve the problem by yelling into a pillow
You mean the Casper Original Pillow I’m buying with Klarna for 4 easy payments of $39.95 at 29.99% interest?
I hear they’re partnering with Amazon on a new version that has a tiny Alexa speaker in it that will whisper ads in your ear while you’re sleeping unless you pay them $15 to turn it off. It’s called the Casper Pillow Talk with Special Offers.
Yelling: ALEXA! HOW CAN I GET CONSUMER PROTECTION IN THE UNITED STATES?
Casper Pillow Talk with Special Offers: I’m sorry, I don’t understand. By the way, did you know that Amazon Pharmacy is now selling antidepressants at a discounted price? To order, just say “Add Xanax to my next drone delivery”. To receive the discount, say “I waive my right to sue Amazon via the justice system and agree to private corporate arbitration until the end of time!”
My Cherry Blues: I’M DOING MY PART
North Korea just prints their own money!
Why you little…
Αυτό είναι το αστείο
This is the joke
I find that I think about the Byzantine Empire more often than the Roman Empire
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my meme. Prepare to die.
I didn’t buy “one year” of gameplay I bought the fucking game.
That right there is the root of the overall problems we’re seeing: licensing, and the increasing willingness of assholes with MBAs to use licensing as a weapon to increase profits.
When you pay your money, you’re not getting anything but the right to use the thing for as long as the company decides to let you keep using it. They take your money AND they retain the right to revoke or change the license whenever and however they want.
The only way to win this kind of game is to a) not play it, and/or b) take to the high seas.
Hey all you cool cats and kittens, my husband is alive and well in “Costa Rica”
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I mean, to Twitter employees he’s already kind of a SpockBeard version of Jo Bennett from The Office:
Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what’s going on now? I mean, who owns
Dunder MifflinTwitter? Right? I mean,SabreX? What’s that? Some company I’ve never heard of? Down inTallahasseeHawthorne? Where is that? Near Mars?
I mean, look at the eyes of the CEO - if he was featured in a Unity game, he’d have “DEAD INSIDE” painted on him in indie developer blood.
Angel kinda did it in most seasons, but with a more “demonic law firm” angle.
I think Socrates would say “Why are you asking the question in the first place?”
And let us not forget the Quake soundtrack by Trent Reznor
The internet certainly forgets…but a Usenet service with good retention will remember for about a decade