Having been raised in a religious household and having escaped it later in life to become an engineer/science nerd, while being ostracized by my, incredibly, incredibly disappointing parents because they refuse to learn new things or acknowledge scientific studies that conflict with their religious views:

This answer is unequivocally, absolutely, a 100% correct take on humanity and their need for the “simplistic” and incorrect answers religion gives about the world around them.

Well. Now I’ve got another fear to add to the list.

The double decker is still around, they call it something else, but you can still order it.

It’s based on Bing from what I recall, and it’s not necessarily the most accurate engine. I tried it for a few months and couldn’t replace Google with it unfortunately.

I love the little kitty ear protection. We need more cat PPE.

1994 Ford Taurus.

I went over a speed hump at 5mph and the whole engine fell out of the front.

Apparently it’s not supposed to do that.

Dial up internet.

Pagers.

Not being in contact with people 24/7.

Polar Ice Caps.

The difference is that we’re at a point in time with humanity where just one or two rogue humans could end it all.

Silicon techno wizard.

I make rocks solve repetitive problems faster than humans, and they can talk to each other anywhere in the world and group up to solve even more complex problems.

I get paid in pictures of cats.

Especially the poop knife.

I like this take the best

Encrypting muffins is important work. I don’t know how to do it, so that makes you special.

Removed by mod

How to build your infrastructure with so many redundancies that not even Elon could bring your site down when he randomly started unplugging shit at one of their data centers, perhaps?

I have a Cannon laserjet and it’s amazing, cheap to operate, and has worked great for almost 10 years

Written by someone who has never beena cog in the machine at a company like this.

There’s nothing he can do to affect things there. Nothing. Not even quitting will change anything.

If you’re a software engineer, and you’re in the unity Austin area, lmk. Assuming you would be open to writing b2b software, the company i work for is huge, and still hiring devs.

Hell yeah

Const keyword means constant, a value that won’t change after the application has been compiled; this allows for certain optimizations.

Let keyword is a JavaScript variable that is safely scoped down to the method or function level.

Var keyword is generally discouraged in JavaScript, because it’s a global declaration. The value of it could be available anywhere in the application, and the app might have collisions.

So, the meme is, shifting from a constant, unchanging gender, to the middle where gender is defined and scoped to a local level, to the extreme, where gender is variable globally.