Woof woof woof woof I feel it in my bones, enough to make my master bawl~ welcome to the new pet, to the new pet~

The worst part of it is that it worked.

Orererererererererererererererereo

Then…don’t ?

#Theyknew

“I don’t understand why my kid won’t talk to me about important sensitive topics” parent starter pack.

Your body will break fast though.

Need more context, pal.

Haha I wish I did screenshot it. Unfortunately it was on an app that didn’t really last long (9chat an offshoot of 9gag, if anyone remembers)

I remember it in my head, and that’s fine enough. Besides we made much better memories since.

Trolling a girl’s post one lonely evening, leading to getting married to said girl, in a different country, with a different language. All for the better.

Furries will win.

So a catholic school ? /s

Robin Williams. Hewas an actor that helped make my childhood more bearable. With amazing movies full of wit and humor. I don’t have for a habit to care about strangers or celebrities but the day I learned he killed himself my world became a shade darker. And knowing he struggled in life like he did made him more relatable than ever.

Saitama’s spirit animal

“It’s a trap” [Insert reference image here]

I guess because spending money is not a hobby in itself. But idk.

Talking abortion over muffin is unironically the most hilarious idea I’ve read today.

Red hair green eyes and conversable ? You might have unlocked something in me.

I think that console is toast.

Game bean advance