Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

Arson.

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I have a PSN account and I definitely won’t use it to sign in. Why?

beware my power

The ability to shape steel. Sounds basic but blacksmiths make the tools for everything else.

I would want this if I were going in with a baseball bat and a bluetooth speaker

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Am I going in loud? if so dead silence the whole way. If I’m being stealth about it, classical music for villains https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0OhmGD-4-E

Brave keeps playing youtube videos (music) when you lock the screen on your phone. Haven’t found out how to do that on firefox and I won’t pay youtube for a standard feature they took away

Yeah but I wasn’t for a long time. There was a spiderman cartoon where mary jane was targeted for murder because her name was in a database of organ donors and the villain needed her organs for his wife or something. scared the shit out of me when I was a kid and I had a knee jerk reaction when filling out the form I never really thought about. someone had to directly ask me before I realized I had based this decision on a cartoon I saw when I was 5.

*some humans with a skin condition

“These lines are only visible in those with a mosaic[1][2][3] skin condition or in chimeras where different cell lines contain different genes.” So yeah click bait article

The actual joke is that they were trying to play dumb/fun nerd computer games. The cool fish basically just told them to count to 1000 instead

for that little bit of program there x is set to 1 and x++ is just another way to say “add one to this number”. The loop runs until x is 1000 thus all the x values when they are “running” the program manually

cop got startled by acorn the other day and tried to murder a dude he had in the back of his car in response

People run into this for company MFA not realizing that their IT can enable new account setups. If it’s a personal account you already have a device setup so I hope you didn’t yeet it into the ocean or you really are screwed

I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up

Tuning a musical instrument by ear. I have tried to “train” my ear and all that but no dice. I can play well enough but if stuff goes out of tune I have no idea until I check it or someone tells me