No, that’s a tankless job

He’s talking about ultrasonic-cleaning those little gold things people hang around their collar

Sure bud absolutely nothing wrong with your parenting

Why don’t my kids talk to me? Why am I dying alone?

Imagine if they distributed one of those that contained a strange bind syscall somewhere with a reverse shell.

It’s cool to block protonmail because a lot of bitcoin scams are from there until your nan gets her email address there

Mark discovers hyperbola

If your goal is to get back scratches from the circlejerk don’t feel the need to participate lol

Cool, but there’s no shot any serious software company will want that shit under their brand

That’s definitely not what Google told me to do at the time in 2015

Having to create .desktop files in god knows where for me to be able to right click -> “open with” my program of choice sure pushed me away

I don’t even know what they were thinking not letting you beowse for any executable file on disk

I wish implicit returns could be turned into an error in the configs of a project. It was impopular at the time and probably still is outside of Rust, it permeated through every control structure because of how the language is designed, but the worst part is how unnecessary it was

It would’ve cost nothing not to do it

It would’ve made no one upset

Now Rust is the only language to do what it does - and it has this shit in it

That’s cool, but I’m not making software for desktop linux until there’s one standard GUI api

The unholy chipotle order

That big part of you is fetishizing nuance and mistaking it for wisdom

Nuance doesn’t stand on its own, there is no sense saying something has merit because it has nuance. I can give 10 examples of things that would be moronic if you tried to add nuance into them. “Nazism bad”. “The crime of loitering shouldn’t exist”. “The planet is getting hotter”

It’s like the normie maths meme where soyjak enjoys the monty hall problem and the infinite room hotel but hasn’t heard of the boring old theorems people learn in college

php, famous for not letting you write anything that errors out

What do ya do next with these filenames

gottem

Yeah turns out that was it

Hide.me has a free trial and you can just input a random uk address

The royal mail post codes are super weird I wonder what they mean

Introducing bugs into code way more often than others with similarly skilled programmers is one good reason to hate it…