Don’t be ridiculous. He has a lawnmower in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

The technologically illiterate pirate is an easy target.

Hold shift while you click start and shutdown (or reboot) when necessary. This will have windows do a full shutdown instead of a hybrid shutdown.

Please keep us updated with all future inconsequential misinterpretations.

-Management

The Tesla definitely has big, “Oh god, what the fuck? Why?” energy.

I remember in the 90s, upper-middle class people would buy the most god awful stuff because it was sold to them as expensive modern art. (Think Lydia’s parents in Beetlejuice)

The cybertruck has that same vibe. Its stupid and expensive and somehow that seems to be the appeal.

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Yes. I do like that.

Bake 'em away, toys!

What I took from this post is that I have a lot to learn about encoding.

Did you do something today that like thousands of people looked at and considered, hundreds of people approved of, and a handfull of people briefly discussed?

My favorite new captcha

I’m going to reply with an anecdotal no.

On my hardware, cinnamon “feels” faster than plasma.