I’d start with wkhtmltopdf/pdfkit

Surely you can figure out how to use existing libraries for this task, or is there something you’re stuck on?

There are a ton of options depending on your tech level.

How are you with basic Python scripts?

That was after a visit from Madame Guinan.

He saying he used to be woke?

Gotta make it a tenet of your tribe’s religion.

Luns: I fokk (breed) horses

Kennedy: Pardon?

Luns: Yes, paarden (horses)

Like Java, you can distribute a binary which bundles an interpreter/VM, but your code is still running inside a host OS.

What OS will run the Python interpreter?

To clothe myself for an office, maybe 2 years until my work shirts are too ratty.

To clothe myself for going out in public, maybe 5-10 years until my pants are all worn out. Underwear would be pretty horrible by this point.

After 10 years I’m just sitting at home in raggedy t-shirts and sweatpants.

For some people looking good is literally their job and cost is no object when you’re rich.

2024 photo. I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

I ironically said that when I was working for IBM.

They don’t actually fire, they do “performance improvement plans”.

As opposed to all the ones that only accept money?

Sounds like the unix philosophy of small tools that do one thing and can be plugged together via pipes.

Make a well designed public interface and make the classes final.

“Confidently Incorrect” describes terrible moderators and AI.

Real missed opportunity to name it Zarro Boogs

Western stooge of Russia demands Ukraine surrender the lands taken by invasion.

Missed opportunity to put CEO ghost in the background.

Depends on how you frame it.

“I’m a certified asshole and that’s why I’m trying to change.”

or

“I’m certified awesome and you should know any problems are really your fault.”