when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I actually do not get sprung
when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I actually do not get sprung
tf lol that’s like suggesting eating pizza with just your hand, instead of chopsticks like a proper civilized human
Very much same here.
+1 for DeArrow, sometimes I reveal the original just to see how atrocious the channel will be with clickbait thumbnails.
After a quick search, this came up.
or water
Also known as a bidet, or washlet. It’s the only way to fly.
lmao they don’t know how to use the three seashells
Dude got socks in crocs with locks
Make ‘em suffer!
I’ve noticed they seem to be the type to flute the law, but oboe do they hate being called out for it. They’re bongos, man, completely bongos.
That we still haven’t is utterly baffling.
I feel so good that I high five myself and dance the floss dance for ten minutes. Am definitely over 30.
The claim that there is a terrifying Fast Loris implies the existence of a terrifyingly Slow Loris. I dread the latter vastly more than the former, your concerns be damned.
“Yeah, I’m still drinking what used to be piss, but at least it wasn’t human piss. Because ewwies. Right, barkeep?”
Barkeep: (two thumbs up) (how the fuck should I know)
Fuckin facts, yo, I’m tired of searching up the sauce to try to get a gauge of wherever the fuck the sauce actually is, as opposed to its marketing wank wanting to convince me I’m chowing down on neutron star, despite it really being around room temp unflavored jello.