So this is why there is a “Block user” option. Thanks for clearing that up

I’ll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it

Gadget Hackwrench

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby

Lei Feng, the epitome of temperance? He was very fond of long and hard poles, or so I’ve heard.

(And I like how everything is slightly wrong in this meme. Too bad no one was purged in this list)

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They will rip your dick out, Jamie send that video of jacked hairless chimps

Lol your 12! Get in your grave grandpa

Well, you have to admit they are by far the best feature of bing

Yeah I won’t do that. Can’t go through the pain of showing them my account name. ‘Dad why are there all these x at the beginning and the end of your ridiculous name?’

Strangely enough, it’s the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way

It should be obvious since common sense tells that sponge beats gun and snake beats air

Bahaha you’re only people? I am an authentic Talent, managed by our beloved Talent Managers. Yeah there won’t be any raise or bonus this year, the shareholders got all the benefits, but I’m a Talent. Wow this feels great.

Maybe Jesus was referring to cigarettes and meant that only Marlboro smokers could go to heaven.

Although ‘Jesus’ means ‘Mexican First Name’ in Spanish so it could be something entirely different that we are missing

To be a perfect Christian, you have to become Jewish then? Mashallah! (Just to be sure)

Inshallah it will come to Lemmy, you son of a thousand dogs

Try my 324-pages essay on the philosophical implications of the rabbit-duck

Man-eating is the middle name though. I mean, he didn’t choose his name. The parents were a bit short -sighted here, but frankly it’s a little too ominous.

In turbocapitalist circles, we prefer to describe this as a “strong economic incentive to become unshackled from your disabilities”, but I guess it’s a question of optimism

You can also debug post-mortem with the minidump or the core dump file with WDT on Windows. Great fun and a good way to brush up on your assembly skills

So, you’re a restaurant and when people come for restauranting at restauranting times, you charge them more, because people should actually come restauranting outside restauranting times.

That is, er, innovative.

I don’t know how it is in the US, but people will typically go for lunch at lunch times where I live and if a fast food restaurant starts considering this kind of shit, it will promptly go out of business.