If you look closely, you can see they were on Adderall. If it was weed, there’d be none left

Wooosh

This effect has been well studied and is known as Murphy’s law.

“Warning: deprecated for future release.” This is future me’s problem!

Knew a guy who got thrown off the toilet on a ship after a hard collision in port. Him and the poop… Seat belt would’ve helped

It’s happening to my place right now. CEO lied about raise and bonus amounts. Additionally, both were lower than two years ago (last time we got a raise) especially factoring in inflation.