You discriminating against the dead? Lifeism enabler!

If it doesn’t have Blackjack and Hookers, then it’s a shitty clone.

Well, during a recent wave of mushroom poisoning people were told that mushrooms can interbreed to create mixed new variants and so one mushroom might not stay one mushroom for long if the conditions allow for it.

As someone with bad sight, all my other senses are tingling. So, while blind people might’ve been unable to hunt, they would have made great night guards, which is a boon for social groups wary of nocturnal predators.

Maybe that’s the point of the comic. He only uses the popular brands.

Such relentless pursuit of efficiency should be rewarded with a hefty bonus!

Doing drugs and drinking instead of going out there and getting a job? That’s just lazy talk!

It has to do with property and liability. All digital landowners including Lemmy, Mastodon and other social media work very hard to make sure they don’t get sued by lazy users ‘unaliving’ themselves looking to sue for perceived damages and or promoting illegal content by their presehahahaha im just fucking with you but could you imagine some fucking boomer writing something like this

No. Ineligible.

You’re properly insane. I keep this list by memory and those I forget, I get to play again. Much more fun. Embrace the chaos!

Professional mourners are very much still a thing. Had them at a few funerals I attended. Very awkward to see them more invested into crying for the departed than the family. Some of the family members also seemed to think so, but hey, it’s tradition and respectful of the dead.

A lot of the issues here can be side-stepped with proper sexual education classes.

I’ve read that Epic is severely against Linux.

No, I really couldn’t have. My attention span is too short. I apologize, if it makes you feel better. However, I can make no promises on any future mislabelings, to you, anyone or anything else. My attention span is too short for that.

The respective person wasn’t on reddit then, likely was after, just in time to read the archives.

Realistically? Either bribe a doc or make a fake one.

Realistically, i’d go to city hall and hand in my death certificate. They’ll take it in because they’re not being paid enough to care. Then i’d be legally dead. Afterwards i’d go into the mountains and probably die because i don’t know how to live in the mountains, but it sounded nice in my mind.

I am really smart. I am really dumb. I am average.

(smart + dumb) / 2 = average

I’m a regular 1:1 overall casual user. I’ve both seeded generously and leeched precariously over the years, but i can safely say i’ve given as much as i took.