Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

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Updates & fixes -> I personally made updates with my bare hands and then also actively fixed some broken things also with my bare hands

I would say that beliefs are unprovable, and knowledge is provable. If I claim the sun will rise tomorrow, we can test that. If I claim god exists but is hiding, we cannot test that. The former is knowledge, the latter belief

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Slavery!

That’s why it’s the color that it is

Edit: my bad, I guess it’s shaped like the coast of Africa