And always disconnect while you’re in the middle of speaking.
You can always tell a Milford man.
You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.
Empty a can of corned beef hash into the toilet and squirt ketchup over it and then don’t flush.
Is the floor open for questions?
Judas Priest
Ever went over a friend’s house to eat
And the food just ain’t no good?
I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood?
You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um… Goofuth.
Francesca Bolognese?
Isn’t this Judge Doom’s plan?
If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.
Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.