woah holy shit a bio?

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Cake day: June 30th, 2023

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  • peopleproblems@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlThey wish
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    5 months ago

    So ive put a lot of thot into this, and after going through what I did with my ex wife, I think it wouldn’t be a problem so long as

    A. I know about it.

    B. I get access to it and all paid content

    C. No one else appears in it. This covers the whole “well that was an old video I uploaded” scenario too.

    D. The relationship is otherwise secure.

    E. But the real problem would be someone with an onlyfans wanting to date me.







  • I don’t

    I’m just unattractive.

    Like oh hey, I have a house and a job and a really cute kid and here’s one where I’m wearing a winter coat in 109F weather to show I’m funny

    honestly I realize that dating apps are pretty much a scam.

    Actually, they’re so much of a scam I’m sitting here with my AI assistant and webstorm and thinking about how I’d make a more legitimate dating website and it would just end up making me money by selling useless services to desperate singles too busy to meet other people




  • peopleproblems@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlbrlbrlelebrbrbr
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    7 months ago

    You guys really gotta stop eating ass.

    I don’t mind y’all enjoying it sexually, we all have our stuff. But this one will inevitably get you sick unless you’re using barriers which we all know you aint

    Edit: y’all nasty. there’s some stuff you can’t clean and I’m not taking about STDs







  • peopleproblems@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlIt's their legacy
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    7 months ago

    hey now, some of our parents at least voted against enshitification.

    they didn’t do shit like protest or volunteer, but they taught my bro and I empathy quite well.

    I like to blame lead, but does lead poisoning correlate with marked low emotional intelligence? I think, rather, there is a fundamental flaw in the original patriarchal system that led men to develop toddler-level emotional intelligence, and the women just went along with it.

    Now that we have wisened up, accept more diversity, and given some power to women, the toddler men are freaking out because they had their special blanket taken away. And one consequence is accumulation of all the resources.