It helps to shift your mentality to “how can I do the most damage as fast as possible to minimize the number of turns a fight will take”

Real success, especially at higher ascension levels, comes from maximizing draw and energy so you can play more cards to do more damage more faster

So you’re full of crap, got it

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but very rarely are desperate parents the ones stealing baby formula to feed their baby.

Baby formula theft is done in large quantities by a middleman for two purposes:

1. to be resold at another smaller store, not any cheaper than the original retailer

2. to be used to cut / dilute the product in drug manufacturing

People stealing baby formula are not handing them out to grateful mothers in a Robin Hood style act of compassion.

We should aspire to be friends with all beers. Let us appreciate all styles for the unique qualities they bring to the table.

Except sours, those are gross

“Why do you look like Caesar Romero?” “Because ju don’t know what Caesar Chavez looks like.”

My son was PISSED when I explained how his older sister would, in fact, always be older. He was sure he’d catch up.

I’d love to see a new version of the Master Sword trials with all the new mechanics.

Can elaborate on what that means for a dummy like me

Whoever the Not Republican is.

“And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I’m dying Are the best I’ve ever had”

It’s one of those “season of your life” kind of things. There’s just a certain period of time where the family takes priority because of what the kids need. Just like everything else related to kids, at some point it will change and your time management will as well. They will become more independent, and you’ll have more time, but you may even find that your interest in gaming has changed.

Games will always be there, but your kids are only kids for a very short amount of time. Treasure it while you can!