I thought it was a u haul lesbian joke

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Haul_lesbian

Wake up at the same time (6am)

Chill for 10 minutes in bed

Make a coffee top go

Walk for 30 minutes.

Work from home

According to the reviews, you’re wrong. Stop having fun

Something like a SodaStream. https://sodastream.de/

Have you tried hating your home life?

But how would that go viral?

Same. Never commented on Reddit but here there are fewer comments so I feel like I can contribute

Got my procedure scheduled in two weeks, so I am hoping it’s a one and done thing

Okay, thanks.

Is the annual test really necessary?

Yeah, that was sad. The first season was so good

My iPod classic lives permanently on the DAC of my stereo

What about Chamberlain?

Absolutely, that’s why I got one of those bikes.

I am pretty sure “small dick energy” refers to the truck