How do you do, fellow geriatrics?

Looks up

Everything!

Puts on foil hat

Oh gosh, I’m not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?

You’re better off just watching the video linked by @fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net

That full body workout took me days to read the last time. I felt like I was watching an epic soap opera and was trying to track all the characters until I realized that they all just needed to hug and communicate better

It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch

Oh God, don’t watch the etc porn! You’ll never be able to unsee it…

Yeah, that’s more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM

Alternative headline: “study finds that people don’t like subscriptions that tell them to eat shit”

Oh yeah! I should do more drugs…

Should’ve invested in some teeth…

The ye el las thems

If you haven’t listened the How Did This Get Made episode about Morbius, you owe it to yourself to do that immediately.

They get into some stories about Jared Leto’s antics on set and trying to do improv and it sounds more like an Ambien-induced dialogue than a description of actual human behavior.

If someone can go outside wearing nothing but a buttplug, then there is some president.

President is the person who runs the organization or country. Precedent is the thing where an action is preceded by a similar recognized action.

But I really like the idea that someone goes out on a brisk day with their asshole whistling in the breeze because it’s held open with a ring. Then, out of nowhere, the leader of the country gets mixed up in the whole mess.

Butt first…

I paid to watch it! Hey, wait a second… Do you think Mr. XTalk could be just trying to take our money while building a disinformation platform of unchecked greed?

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?!

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I can identify with that entire statement except for the last sentence. Hell, I’ll accept “cuz it’s Tuesday” as a valid reason for piracy.

My generation paid a lot for the type of shit that many of y’all take for granted and I think that’s fucking fantastic. In fact, let’s face it: my generation paid more than enough. Y’all should be stealing everything isn’t already given for free by the corporations. If the BaCk iN my DaY squawkers wanna keep paying the poor innocent execs, then fine.

For everyone else, if it ain’t nailed down or owned, take it. And if someone hoarded more than they could use in 10 lifetimes, eat them and then take everything. We should never forget what’s been taken from us and it’s pretty much your duty now to take it all back.

This isn’t thievery, this is the fucking bill coming due.

Fuck that, review bomb and refund again!!!

I doubt it would work a second time, but that would be fucking hilarious to watch Sony get slapped twice by their own community.

It would be less funny when the Helldivers II servers suddenly shut down…

So lidc my bukt and sudc on may baltz