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Ctrl+c, ctrl+v.
Ctrl+c, ctrl+v.
More like falling apart while someone else is carrying your dead ass. Could you imagine poor uncle ted having his little toe smashed by a corner when a handle rips off… Or a lid lock that doesn’t work and it springs open when they dropped you and now nanna can see your bum since funeral homes generally dress the remains but cutting the backs of the clothing open so it can all be slipped on from the front and don’t have to roll you over… But you did when you flopped out like a fish.
You just wait to find out how much it cost to make the hole and then to close it. Or to just purchase the little spot of ground that you’re going to be buried beneath. Or how about the giant concrete box they have to bury you in to which goes your casket. Or spending $600 on a single splay flowers… With a bow.
Ttorrent Wants in on the list of alternatives
Them: But you have so much to live for…
Me : Oh lord… No not mine… Well maybe sometimes.