SaaS vendor about to be DoS’d: “(chuckles) I’m in danger”
SaaS vendor about to be DoS’d: “(chuckles) I’m in danger”
“Hi team, customers observing BigCannon is missing enemy about 90% of time since latest update. Red faction reported issue 4pm ET today and opposing Blue faction was able to re-pro. Can we get all hands on deck to deep dive and push a fix by midnight so both sides can start reliably shooting at each other again before tomorrow morning? Thanks”
I hope not. I’m pretty sure me and my coworkers would be at each others’ throats if it were not for some form of typed JS holding our Frankenstein codebase together.
That would kill my laptop lol. I think my problem is that once IntelliJ starts to index it becomes very memory hungry.
Hopefully your current position is an improvement
That’s a weird way of writing IntelliJ
That’s exactly what I did lol. Thankfully my Pi’s just in a drawer. If this was a remote host at work I would’ve already shat myself :P
This week I am to propose two major redesigns to an external API and webpage on my rollercoaster of a project. Let’s see this code monkey land a backflip :,)
Not really a language you would write in but WebAssembly. I have this dream of a single WASM runtime environment across web, desktop, mobile with devs writing apps once, compiling them down to WASM, distributing them over the Internet, and users running them on any platform they like.